I’m Blonde………. so it’s OK!


Comic relief?

I wanted to do something completely out of character for my blog! I thought about it for a long time this morning and finally decided to post some jokes! And what is better than a Blonde joke?  A few blonde jokes!

OH!! And it’s OK! I am Blonde …..so I am only making fun of myself! Really !   🙂


Drivers License-

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”



A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.

She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.

The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.

The blonde throws up her money, and yells,”God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don’t I get to keep.”


Only three doors-

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

The stewardess replied: “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”


IF you laughed, or smiled, when you read these jokes then please share them and give someone else a laugh today!

Thank you to Cool Funny Jokes for all the great jokes!!


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